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The Fix Is In.
Pay tribute. Bend the odds to your will. No honor required.
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Pick a Favorite, a Dark Horse, a Sacred Underdog. Every choice pays.
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Live rank. Weekly dispatches when rivals fall.
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Weekly recaps written by yours truly. Mostly receipts with some shame.
◇ Open Court · 2026 WC
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2026 FIFA World Cup
Pick 9 national teams across 5 tiers. Points accumulate as your teams win and advance through the bracket.
Anyone can join now; ballots lock when games kick off June 11.
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